Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Honours just around the corner

So my supervisor returned from her holiday yesterday, and I suppose this means I'll be starting my actual honours soon. Meaning that I'm not going to have so much time for gymming and dungeon-crawling (yes I've been playing Dungeons and Dragons, say hi to my level 5 Goliath Paladin). And now is the time to reflect on what I've done in the past two-and-a-half months of holidays. Hmmmm. Not too much.

I decided to pick up learning guitar a week ago-ish (found out I have the wrong type of guitar but I'm too cheap/lazy to go out and buy another one). So I'm terrible and I slightly regret not starting to learn 2 months (years) ago. Learning Chinese also hasn't progressed very much. I should be practising writing and reading full sentences (and not the wishy washy sentences in songs that don't make sense half the time) but I'm too stuck on picking up single words that I probably won't use and trying to learn those.

I improved with my swimming somewhat; I managed to swim 600 metres last week, though my friend swam double that amount in roughly the same time. Still, being able to run 9000 metres makes me feel good. My goal is 12km in one hour, but I didn't go running last week because of rain/laziness so I might not be able to reach that in the time I set myself (before honours starts, heh). At least the city-to-surf isn't for another few months, and I should be able to get there by then.

Anyway, here's half a short-story I wrote a while ago that I still don't know how to end (hence only putting up half):


Sandy emerged from the crevice, ragged and dirty, gasping for clean air. She had not realised how deep it had been, and how quickly light ceased to penetrate the musty atmosphere trapped between the ancient granite. The skin on her arms had been cut both on the way down, and again on her way up.

“Well maybe you can grab some long-sleeves and a helmet-light, and have another go?” said Alex.

Alex Winter watched as her friend silently complied, donning a bright red jacket, and grabbed onto the rope that fed into the chasm. It would be very hot in there with the jacket, compounded by what she believed to be sulfur fumes swirling between the narrow rock walls.

Sandy ignored them, descending deeper than she had before. She thought about possibly acquiring a face mask, in case she ever needed to do this again. She hoped she wouldn’t. Her nose squirmed and contracted in protest, and her eyes began to sting and water. The pupils would dilate to accommodate for the reduction of light; she wondered if it would cause the fumes to affect her more.

Suddenly she reached the bottom. Or rather, the point at which the crevice no longer plummeted vertically down. The light from her hard-hat illuminated more dust than anything else in the cave, but it was still welcome. Now she won’t trip over her feet and embarrassingly small rocks.

Tentatively, Sandy took a step forward. She didn’t notice her breathing becoming more laborious, despite the stench that reeked heavier than before. She also didn’t notice something was drawing her in deeper, and when she finally became aware of her surroundings, she could no longer see any light besides the one radiating from her forehead. She started to panic.

Sound wouldn’t travel here from the surface, would it? she thought, as she peered at her surroundings. She was in a completely non-descript cavern, perhaps eight metres wide, but the ceiling was much higher than she thought possible. It seemed to reach further than she remembered climbing down. Just a trick of the light, she thought.

Alex wouldn’t be able to hear her down here. Sandy recalled agreeing that 3 tugs on the rope meant she found something noteworthy, while 4 meant she was in trouble. Either way, Alex would have come rushing down to her, leaving the third member of their party at the surface.

Was the fact that this cavern appeared taller than was possible noteworthy? Sandy didn’t think so. Yet she could see nothing else. No markings on the walls and no other exit save for the one she had just entered by. She took careful steps around the cavern floor, feeling for loose stones and unnatural edges. Nothing.

Well, only one thing for it now, she thought, as she leapt at the wall and found easy handholds. Expertly she scampered up the rocky wall, but the higher she climbed, the further away the ceiling appeared to be. All right, that’s noteworthy, she thought. But before she could tug on the rope, she felt three sharp tugs at her waist. She’s out of rope. 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Destroying my muscles

So that they may rise again from the ashes and engulf me in a criss-cross of myosin and actin filaments bulging at every junction. Then I shall open jars between my gargantuan biceps and straddle mountains with my iron thighs. Or something. Is that how it works?

I'm new to this gym thing.

And while I'm not new to swimming, it's an activity that leaves me more breathless (ha!) than I remember. Also I think I'm not moving my arms right, and it's probably terrible. Also my sister says I'm afflicted with "vertical swimming", whereby my feet drag across the bottom of the pool as they kick. This is equally if not more terrible.

Is there some way of measuring the density of my bones or my bone/muscle mass ratio? Because I think it's considerably higher than most other people. And despite what a doctor told me some years back, I think I have terrible lung capacity. And this tendency to panic when my face isn't in contact with air. I suppose these things will improve with time, but seriously I can't make my legs kick up properly =( Back to the kiddie pool practising kicks against the wall, I suppose. Can't be blaming my body for the shitty way my body moves. That's probably a fault of a different part of my body which is not familiar with how leg muscles attach to hips and such.

Gym feels easier initially but by the next day I'm horribly afflicted by can'tstraightenmyarms syndrome, which put me at a severe disadvantage in Jungle Speed. That game destroys friendships almost as fast as Mario Party!

Anyway I'll just leave this mess here:

今天, 我到游泳池去游了, 然后我去了健身房。我只能游泳三百米。 我的朋友能游泳一公里多。我希望我也能游一公里多。